Kirkland 2035 Parody: Kirkland's Dream Car

Added bonus: Shame your neighbors.

That smug Prius driver doesn’t look so green from the seat of your zero emissions vehicle.

Hey fellow Do Gooders! The future of transportation is here and Kirkland is leading the way. Get your hands on one of these sweet rides! The deluxe "Kirkland King of the Road" edition, as seen here, combines Earth-saving efficiency with real hauling capacity. This sporty three wheeler has off road stabilizers making it at home on the Cross Kirkland Corridor and on the highway.

Ride in style. Ride with pride. Ride with confidence.

Oh, and lest you forget, when shopping, always bring your own bags!